Creed

THE PRIVATE CONTRACTORS CREED

I am a Private Contractor…I look out for myself, the operators to my left and to my right and no one else.

I will always take advantage of the fact that I can finally tell military officers to pound sand and will do so at every opportunity…

I care not for ribbons and awards for valor. I do this job for the opportunity to kill enemies of my country, and to finally get that boat I’ve always wanted…

I will be in better shape than most of the active duty personnel, although this is not hard…

I will equip myself with the latest high speed gear, and will trick out my M4 until it weighs more than 24 pounds, not because it works better, but because it looks cool in pictures…

I will carry more weapons, ammunition, and implementations of death on my person, than an infantry fire team, and when I engage I will lay waste to everything around me…

In a combat zone, I will always locate the weight room, beer and swimming pool, because I can…

I will deploy on my terms and if it ever gets stupid,

I will find another company that pays me more…

I swear!!!