Security Operations Consultant
Happy birthday Nick!Tell your dad u want one of those fancy mercenary watches for your birthday. Then u can start off conversations with-"It reminds me of the time I was in Burhma...we were back to back to back low on ammo and up to our knees in hand grenade pins...". Chicks will want to see your scars and tattoos of course but you can just say that they are classified.
Thanks Dad. And Dale... thanks for the advice? lol